
Prolog| See, What Had Happened Was | 1
Interruption | 21
Chapter One| Starting with Manhattan, and the Battle of FDR Drive
Chapter Two| Showdown in the Last Forrest | 51
Chapter Three| Our Lady of (Staten) Aislyn | 88
Interruption | 110
Chapter Four| Boogie-Down Bronca and the Bathroom Stall of Doom | 115
Chapter Five| Quest for Queens| 128
Chapter Six | The Interdimensional Art Critic Dr| White | 139
Chapter Seven| The Thing in Mrs| Yu's Pool | 172
Interruption | 207
Chapter Eight| No Sleep in (or near) Brooklyn | 214
Chapter Nine | A Better New York Is In Sight | 227
Chapter Ten| Make Staten Island Grate Again(st Sao Paulo) | 266
Chapter Eleven| Yeah, So, About That Whole Teamwork Thing | 291
Chapter Twelve| They Don't Have Cities There | 328
Chapter Thirteen| Beaux Arts, Bitches | 346
Chapter Four Teen| The Gauntlet of Second Avenue | 374
Chapter Fifteen| "And lo, the Beast looked upon the face of Beauty"|| 392
Chapter Sixteen| New York Is Who? | 412
Coda | 430
Acknowledgements| 435
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